{"product_id":"calm-your-tits-grumpy-deluxe-ceramic-coaster","title":"Calm Your Tits Grumpy Deluxe Ceramic Coaster","description":"\u003cp\u003eGold accents. Zero chill.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIntroducing the ultimate piece of home décor advice you didn’t know you needed: the “Calm Your Tits” ceramic coaster. Whether your wine glass is sweating or your friend is, this shiny little square is here to soak up the drama and the condensation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted from durable ceramic and finished with a hint of metallic gold sass, it’s perfect for your coffee table, desk, or passive-aggressively placed under your mother-in-law’s tea.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Protects surfaces\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Delivers attitude\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Doesn’t actually calm tits (we checked)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGive your beverages a place to rest—and your guests a gentle nudge to simmer the hell down.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐮𝐦 𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐜𝐨𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐬\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• 10.8 X 10.8cm Ceramic Coaster\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Premium raised gold finish.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Disrupted Industries","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45857313914949,"sku":"63243","price":16.9,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2273\/3423\/files\/93cca100afb0f60d8f9fba7396251f7212c110bd74551825a610d2cb95a8f779.webp?v=1790395267","url":"https:\/\/shop.brandland.co.nz\/products\/calm-your-tits-grumpy-deluxe-ceramic-coaster","provider":"Brandland ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}