{"product_id":"fucker-in-charge-deluxe-ceramic-coaster","title":"Fucker in Charge Deluxe Ceramic Coaster","description":"\u003cp\u003eLeadership. But make it unhinged.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the bold, the bossy, and the delightfully inappropriate—this ceramic coaster is your new power move. Featuring raised UV accents and more authority than your passive-aggressive manager, it proudly declares your status as the unfiltered overlord of chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for your desk, your throne, or wherever you reign over the beautiful mess you call “your people.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Durable ceramic for long-term domination\u003cbr\u003e• Raised UV lettering so there’s no confusion\u003cbr\u003e• Matches perfectly with barking orders and eye rolls\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause behind every group of fucking fucks… is one glorious fucker keeping the whole damn thing from imploding. Probably. Maybe. Whatever—you’re still in charge.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Disrupted Industries","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45857298022469,"sku":"63237","price":16.9,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2273\/3423\/files\/2cd51f24d39de7026d1c870c06bddb2107fab66b5c5638116a797aeca7c9aa34.webp?v=1790394759","url":"https:\/\/shop.brandland.co.nz\/products\/fucker-in-charge-deluxe-ceramic-coaster","provider":"Brandland ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}