{"product_id":"kindly-fuck-off-deluxe-ceramic-coaster","title":"Kindly Fuck Off Deluxe Ceramic Coaster","description":"\u003cp\u003eBecause sometimes manners matter — even when you’re telling someone to piss right off. This premium ceramic coaster features a woman with the serene smile of someone who’s mastered the art of being civil while plotting your swift removal from her presence. The raised UV detail adds a touch of class to her quiet fury — it’s elegance with edge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for workplaces, family dinners, or any situation where you want to say “get stuffed” but HR (or Nana) is within earshot. Glossy, durable, and beautifully passive-aggressive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFar Kew Emporium Tip: Best served with tea, wine, or a forced smile. Because nothing says grace and boundaries like a cheerful “Kindly fuck off.” \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐮𝐦 𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐜𝐨𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐬\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• 10.8 X 10.8cm Ceramic Coaster\u003cbr\u003e• Premium raised gold finish.\u003cbr\u003e• Wipe clean with damp cloth, do not put in dishwasher or sink\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Disrupted Industries","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45857305952325,"sku":"63240","price":16.9,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2273\/3423\/files\/8b70d36487185f8f915442c745cf00904ce9131f07f2873d92c57ce9010555ee.webp?v=1790394994","url":"https:\/\/shop.brandland.co.nz\/products\/kindly-fuck-off-deluxe-ceramic-coaster","provider":"Brandland ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}