I Hate Everyone. Stupid Cunts Deluxe Ceramic Coaster

Raised UV detail. Raised middle finger energy.

For those days when you’re barely holding it together and every human interaction feels like a personal attack—meet your new favourite coaster. This no-bullshit slab of ceramic rage says what you’re too tired (or too legally restrained) to say out loud.

Finished with premium raised UV accents—because even your hatred deserves a little texture—and designed to pair perfectly with your drink of choice, this coaster doesn’t just catch drips. It drips with pure, unfiltered disdain.

• ✅ Stylishly offensive

• ✅ Holds drinks, not opinions

• ✅ Makes an excellent passive-aggressive gift for Karen in accounting

Not for the faint of heart or the easily offended. But then again, fuck ‘em.

Premium drink coaster details

• 10.8 X 10.8cm Ceramic Coaster

• Premium raised gold finish.