Kindly Fuck Off Deluxe Ceramic Coaster
- Description
Because sometimes manners matter — even when you’re telling someone to piss right off. This premium ceramic coaster features a woman with the serene smile of someone who’s mastered the art of being civil while plotting your swift removal from her presence. The raised UV detail adds a touch of class to her quiet fury — it’s elegance with edge.
Perfect for workplaces, family dinners, or any situation where you want to say “get stuffed” but HR (or Nana) is within earshot. Glossy, durable, and beautifully passive-aggressive.
Far Kew Emporium Tip: Best served with tea, wine, or a forced smile. Because nothing says grace and boundaries like a cheerful “Kindly fuck off.”
𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐮𝐦 𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐜𝐨𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐬
• 10.8 X 10.8cm Ceramic Coaster
• Premium raised gold finish.
• Wipe clean with damp cloth, do not put in dishwasher or sink