Shine So Bright You Burn Their Fucking Eyes Derpy Bird Notepad

Finally, a notebook for when your brilliance is less “twinkle twinkle” and more “blind the bastards with your nuclear-level glow.”

This bad bitch is perfect for jotting down world domination plans, passive-aggressive to-do lists, or just doodling dicks during boring meetings. The cover screams main character energy, and the message? A gentle reminder to outshine every mediocre fucker in the room until they need sunnies to look your way.

✨ Use it for:

• Manifesting your sparkly chaos
• Writing goals the haters said you’d never reach (joke’s on them, they’re squinting now)
• Sketching the sunglasses your enemies will need
Warning: May cause envy, bitchiness, and spontaneous applause from strangers.

Shine, baby. Burn their fucking eyes out.

• 80 lined leaves (160 pages)
• elastic closure
• bookmark ribbon